How little can it cost to entertain a creative seven-year old girl?  About $0.99 for a blank Styrofoam wig holder, plus some markers.

Shelby named her Cornelia.  The braided ponytail you see is pinned to the back of her (Cornelia’s) head.  Rather than try to create realistic-looking eyes, Shelby decided it made more sense to assume her eyes were closed and go for the green eyeshadow.

Cornelia watched a football game with me Saturday night, which was a little creepy.  (I suppose I should point out that the football game was on TV.  I did not take Cornelia out of the house.  That would be a lot creepy).