Having written about my love of the Wienermobile here, I should not be surprised that some of you have made sure that I heard the news about a Wienermobile crashing into a house.

My first thought (after learning that nobody was injured) was whether the following appeared on the official police incident report:

Vehicle Type:  Wiener
Model:  Oscar Mayer

If I were the officer writing up such a report, I’m thinking a copy would be going in a frame.